How d’ya like that?
Don’t get me wrong,
I love ya ta death
but I’m sorry
I don’t like you all that much
Oh, I wish I liked you
I’d like to like you
but I’d like it if you were more likable,
which is unlikely
I’m as likely to like you as the next guy
but that’s not all that likely either
and since it’s unlikely that your likability is likely to increase much
as long as you’re like you are
liking to tell everyone how much you dislike likable people
I’m not likely to start liking you soon
although I’d like to like you
I really would
I hate the fact that I don’t like you
but you don’t really like me all that much anyway, right
I mean, come on
how likely is that?
So, as they old timers sometimes say,
“ya just gotta use that one up like they are.”
I promise to keep loving you
loving you in spite of our mutual dislike.